Monday, October 31, 2005

Why Horoscopes are Bad, Part 1

So the Ol' Man gets antsy sometimes and likes to look ahead in his crystal ball. Tomorrow's horoscope?

Don't even think about going anywhere you really don't want to be. You'll be hard-pressed to pretend you're feeling anything that you're not -- and as far as acting like you're pleased when you're not? Forget about it. If you don't receive any offers you really want to accept, don't force yourself. Stay in, enjoy the pleasure of your own company, and make the world go away.

Stay in? Waitaminute. Isn't that all the Ol' Man has been doing lately? He's tired of making the world go away. There's too much good in it.

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