Thursday, October 27, 2005

Line of the week, the early edition

Overheard last night at a local Diet-Coking hole...

Man at end of bar: Hey Jeff, can I get my check? And do me a favor and by those young folk over there a drink for me.

Lady: (Gets drink). Thank you very much. How you doin'? and say, how's your wife?

Man at end of bar: Now hold up. I come in here for a burger and a beer and for some peace and quiet and to get away from the wife. Why you gotta bring her up like that? This is my time. You're killin' me with that.

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