Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Easy solution, really

If Susan were to off herself, the Ol' Man thinks the show will be just fine again, um, not that he watches it or anything. OK. OK. He does. But only because he has a thing for Lynette.

It's just that she's a hot blonde MILF who wears a business suit and drinks tequilla sometimes. Grrrrrrllllllllll.

That, plus the simple fact that the show opened with a housewife just desperate (HA! Get it? Hence the name of the series because, see, there's this housewife and she's des-- aw forget it) enough to kill herself.

Primetime suicide, while a fantastic band name, is so the way to go these days.

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