1oo.. OMG... wowweee... thats like so the crunk yo!!! LOL OMG

In honor of 100 posts, OMS shall turn this over to a younger, nameless relative who shall put in perspective the wonderful news that the ol' Porch and the Parking Lot has survived, relatively unscathed, the previous 99. Plus, she represents the '06, whatever that means.

We've covered a lot of ground here in just about a month -- some political, some weather-related, some more political, and some, every once in awhile, an excuse just to run a shot of Lohan.

There's much more to bitch about, we're sure, in the coming weeks/months/years. As the Ol' Man told a dear friend the other day, this sh*t keeps him sane, yo. Plus, we keep waiting for a movie deal, because let's fact it: this sh*t is hysterical. And we haven't even started bitching about Madonna.

So without further adieu, take it away, oh nameless relative. God help us.

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wow like OMG i,m sooooooooooooooooooo siked toi liek do this, u no??? its crazeeee!!! OMG like rememnber when tarareed was all OMG like im not doin that u guys and i was all LOL shes crayzee to do that anyways HOLLA... n paris n nicole are so overrrrr and wow like nicole is all skinny and cokaFIIIIEED nthen that time with lindseyHOhan OMG shes so hot but not lik meeeeeee! but i like totally think she was better off wit wilmer hes DREAMEEEEE but not like Ashton OMG hes soooooo the bestest ever!!! LOL ;-)

so whassup wit no laguna beach talk up in here??? OMG isn't kristen like totally a hobag but the coolest EVER and holy shit Talan is a 100% HOT FING T!!!

so theres that other thing that hjappened OMG what was it???? OMG u guys i like totally forget what it is... OMG i got it! brit was sooooooo fukin preggers and then she was all im givin birth yo but not like CRAZY kateee she needs si;lens OMG looooooser stupid sighentoolojist OMG but then britney was all heres my bra for chairtee and then she pulled it like oh no she didnt shes crazy. CRAZY BITCHES UNITE WOOPDEEEEWOOOOOOP OMG! ;-)

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Jesus Chr*st. Was that even English? Oh the kids these days. Like oh my God. Totally.