Of course it was

Do these things ever really end well?

Note to self: bring lifejacket everywhere you go and if Grandmom starts mouthing off about saving yourself like she did that time on the plane to San Francisco ("When we crash, save yourself," she said, minutes before takeoff), heed her advice.

And get boat steering lessons. And learn how to fly a plane. And learn how to escape fiery car wrecks on the Turnpike. And, well, just stay inside for awhile, but not when there's a Hurricane a-comin'. You should eat more spinach, too, and easy on the half-and-halfs.

Oof. There's a lot to learn so we can make it in this world.