Stage this

Lombardo told the president that she was in New York City on Nov. 11, when Bush attended an event recognizing soldiers for their recovery and rescue efforts at Ground Zero. She said the troops began the fight against terrorism in the wake of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and were proud to continue it in Iraq.

"I thought you looked familiar," Bush said, and then joked: "I probably look familiar to you, too."

So it's OK to have a li'l chuckle over Sept. 11, now? And we're staging li'l calls with soldiers to make everything look hunky f*cking dory? Is this a surprise, even?

Mr. President, you will go down in history as not only a (WE LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO) and a (MAN YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE), but also a horse's (IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU SAY FREEDOM; IT GETS US ALL HOT AND BOTHERED OOOOH FREEDOM SAY IT AGAIN). We wait with breathless anticipation for the day you (RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON YOUR HORSE, GIPPER, WHILE PRESIDENT CHENEY KEEPS US ALL SAFE BY THE GRACE OF YOUR ONE AND ONLY GOD!) and realize you were the (BESTEST PRESIDENT EVER! EVEN BETTER THAN THAT GUY WITH THE TOP HAT AND BEARD WHO WENT TO THE PLAY WITH HIS WIFE BUT GOT SHOT!).

Dictator? Who said that? Clearly you meant LEADER. (OUR BAD).

"I probably look familiar to you, too," he says. That sound you here is the Ol' Man pouring himself a bottle of Jack and making himself a nice big sammich of he gives up.

Do people realize that Kerry would have at lea-- awww f*ck it. Back to Canadia brochures we go. Hey! Isn't is meesesmoosenmooseses season up there, eh?