See, the Ol' Man used to have an editor that would every once in awhile threaten to kill him. He'd point out a lede and say things like, "You know, you're better than this," or, "If you ever write 'It's official' as your lede again, I will shoot you in the face."
So OMS remembered the glory years fondly when presented with this jem of a lede:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Does Vinnifer have the same ring to it as Brangelina?
OMG. OMG. Oh... my... GAWD.
So much for happiness. Bring the Ol' Man his slippers, a bottle of Jack and a can of whoopass for him to open. This has got to stop.
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You're know, you're better than this. I remember the days fondly when you left the gossip to the tabloids and had things to say that were more than just whiny complaints about celebrities and the "reporters" who love them. Oh wait, I might be thinking of someone else.
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