Thursday, October 06, 2005

They look how the Ol' Man feels


AP photo by Liu Bingsheng.

They're not drowning, don't worry. They're racing, sort of, during what the Associated Press called a "piggy sports contest" held in the Yaohai Park in Hefei, the capital of east China's Anhui Province. No word on whether they're all roasted once toweled off, poor li'l bastards.

All the Ol' Man knows is the one lurking in the back with the what-the-f*ck look on his his face is him most days, and he's not necessarily swimming. He's more just trying to keep his li'l piggy snout above water while a bunch of assholes get in the way and breathe his li'l piggy air, waste-of-piggy space they are.

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