We see you from time to time, cute and Latina and very, very quiet. Your window is directly across the parking lot from ours. Your building is only 20 feet away, if that.
So when we went to our window so not to peer into yours (seriously, we were closing our blinds), we were *shocked* and *appalled* but not *really* when there it was, across the street and through your open-blinds window on the big screen TV in your living room.
It was impossible not to miss, this huge, well, and how it was, well, and then she was on her, huh, but then he, and, well, you all get the point.
We immediately remembered cute Latina had a visitor knocking on her door when we left our apartment earlier in the day. So CL and boy toy were *so* watching the ol' adult entertainment together.
And it wasn't one and done and hide the shame of where the tape stopped, either (or DVD or Playboy channel or whatever). When we went to close our blinds again a half hour later, there it was. Still on. Still impossible to miss, how he was, and then she, well, and then they were, and then with the upside down and he, well, you get the point.
All we did at home last night was watch the Grey's Anatomy and catch up on bills. BORING, all things considered.
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Those blinds sure need lots of closin, don't they? Probably with the lights off, to prevent the silhouette...
I can't tell if you're complaining or bragging.
Not so much with the complaining or the bragging; more with the sharing.
This reminded *us* of the time we were awoken from a gentle slumber by the upstairs neighbor having loud, smackthatass sex.
*We* could've done without the man moans. Had we written about this, we would've been complaining.
do you live downstairs???
sorry. my bad.
No. That was our last place in the PhillyBurbs. We miss the bottom floor only because we don't hear these things anymore.
Instead, our former downstairs neighbor once asked if if we lifted weights every morning at 6:30 because she heard a loud banging above her bedroom.
All it was a OMS sitting in his chair reading him some news.
Apparently, he liked to plop down in said chair.
So there's that.
She was either trying to hint at:
1. Stop making so much noise at %$@# 6 %$@# 30 %$@# A %$@# M!!!
OR
2. Nice bod.. Work out?
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