Most of you know OMS was one cute li'l pudgeball when he was a youngin'. Back in those days, he loved him some baseball. To wit, he used to crush tennis ball home runs over the largest tree in the yard with a loaded wiffle ball bat, and his dog Tasha would gladly go retreive them.
Well, there was that one time that Tash continued around the house and into the frontyard and almost ate the neighbor's Paris-puppy for breakfast, but OMS digresses as usual. The li'l princess had it comin', and Tasha was queen of the neighborhood.
Anyway, back to what Li'l Pudgeball Snap was like back in the day. He liked him some home runs, and ice cream, and Honey Nut Cheerios for dinner, probably because he was maxed out on calories by 5.
It was around this time that LPS learned about this mile high club. His folks were downstairs and LPS decided to channel surf on the upstairs TV. And there, he met Mike Horner for the first time in a movie aptly called "Mile High Club" on this channel called Playboy.
Now OMS is afraid of flying, and therefore never, ever considered joining this club. He's too afraid, frankly, that he wouldn't be able to explain to anyone how he died, pants around his ankles, in a plane crash.
But it sure looked fun on the TV.
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