Because *that's* the answer

A few weeks back, we caught the Peter Jennings retrospective on the History Channel.

Now, you all know that Peter was an honorable journalist and a good, calming voice for a generation who sorely, sorely needed it. ABC misses him, we're sure.

Katie is, well, none of those things. CBS, please don't do this. Please. We're begging you. Don't put Katie in the seat.

Where's f*cking Tally Atwater when you need her? Just tell the story, indeed.