That's "P" as in "Paul" but not really

We have several. But we need to warm up a bit, so we'll start with the softball ones.

1. How do you spell whore?
2. How do you spell irrelevant?
3. Use both in a sentence, please.
4. How did you do it? How did you get people to actually buy into this?
5. Isn't being rich like, wow, like seriously, isn't it like cool?
6. Are you in on the joke?
6. Isn't Nicole totally so much better looking with, you know, blood in her?
8. When you were in House of Wax, didn't you think that the house was wax?
9. Do you think you'll ever come up with a hotter catchphrase?
10. When you toss and turn at 4 in the morning like most 20- or early-30-somethings, are you thinking about your lost dreams? Are you contemplating what the world would be like without you? Are you stuck? Can you just not get out of the mindsight that you don't deserve anything? What are you thinking? Do you write things like, "It's 4 a.m. Friday, and the night slips away. The half-moon above me, begs me to stay?" Just curious.