And the best way to end the night

We're sorry. We made it past "We found no weapons of mass destruction" without throwing anything, then we made it about three minutes in and were so distracted by the word "terrorists" that we couldn't not do it.

At 9:04 p.m., or thereabouts, we turned back to the Law and Order: SVU marathon on the USA. Maybe this made us a bad American, but at this point, we're so disenfranchised that it really, really doesn't matter.

*Sigh*.

We so remember being a good li'l American, too.