Dear Old Man Snap in 2009,

Hi, sweetie. How are you? Is your hair gray, yet? How's your doctorate coming? The small bar and local stage gigs? Did you grow your beard?

Hey, in no particular order, this is what we're wondering about you, you handsome, handsome devil:

1. Who's cooler to hang out with after shows, Dave or Ben?
2. Did you really think the "Mariah Carey Can't Row for Sh*t" and "So that's how OMS became Amanda's Bitch in 1988" and "We wish we could hang you upside down by your eyelids and force you to watch H.R. Puff'n Stuff for a year straight. While you're forced to watch, we also wish we could take big 1970s headphones, stick them on your ears and force you to listen to the theme song over and over and over and over again, thus ensuring that you seriously lose your sh*t, and develop a crush on Witchiepoo" T-shirts would make you so much bank?
3. Did it work out between you and Izzie? You do realize she's a fictional character, right?
4. Define stage fright in 2009. Is your li'l picture there? Didn't think so.
5. Who's President?
6. Did Hulk Hogan ever actually retire?
7. How was opening for Miranda Lambert?
8. Is Dierks as cool as he seems?
9. Did you play a small role in "I Joined the Dating Revolution" smash hit, as promised by the author?
10. Now what?

;-) ^^^***<45
OMSn05