Ol' Man Snap used to row in college.
In his dream last night, there he was, back in the stroke (quiet, you), or eight, seat -- the seat one sits in to set the pace for the race. It's important, this seat, because the entire boat is expected to follow eight's every move.
So in this dream, OMS is stroking (Shhhh).
Mariah Carey is behind him in seven, and she is all over the place. She's off the pace. She's dipping her shoulder. She's not keeping her eyes ahead.
As a result, OMS catches a crab and is catapulted into the river. The coach comes over in his launch and asks the boat what happened. When OMS tries to get back into the boat and explain, the entire boat tips, and the crew capsizes.
OMS explains to the coach that Mariah Carey can't row for sh*t, and she caused him to catch a crab (you use your own judgement on that one) and flip out of the boat. Coach then chastizes Mariah Carey, makes her cry, and leaves the crew wading in the water to think about what happened.
At this point, OMS swims over to Mariah Carey and apologizes for blaming her. She's Mariah Carey, afterall. Mariah Carey, tears still streaming down her cheeks, reaches for OMS so they can tread water together. She forgives him. They shake it off, hug and start treading together.
Only OMS and Mariah Carey didn't actually tread water because they didn't really have to. OMS more or less put his head between Mariah Carey's bouyant, well, you get the point, and the two, holding each other tightly, floated to safety.
It was kind of hot, come to think of it.
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So one day you're watching the Cute Latina watch porn while "closing your blinds," and the next night you dream about playing motorboat with Mariah Carey... coincidentally.
So let me get this straight…
OMS is stroking… exerting himself in a rhythm he is familiar with.
But then an unfamiliar partner behind him throws his natural rhythm off, it causes both of them to become submerged.
Guilt over comes OMS and he must comfort this new team mate, as she is over come with shame and embarrassment.
And ends with OMS and the team mate moving together in undulating while suspended in a body of water.
Hhhmmmm.
Interesting.
She saved our life, dude. She's a hero when we look into our hearts.
Both of you are sick bastards. We were just talking about sport.
sick?
yeah.
and who was watching porn thru their neighbor's window?
Good point, ACGiggity. Good point.
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