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She actually is talented as an actress. Mean Girls is a pretty good movie with actual talent in it. Lohan, when not emaciating herself and becoming camera phone fodder, has some pretty good chops (Herbie, excluded, of course).

But the other two, wow, no link for you. We worry about future generations because now, more than ever, such no-talent spotlight suckers have become society's bar, not society's punchline.

Oof. We can't wait for 2005 to end. And we vote Kelly for It girl for 2006. Have ya'll heard her sing? That's the sh*t we're talkin' 'bout.