"I'm over hair now."

Get it? Because Damon has hair and now he's over here now so we used what's called a play on words to, well, you know tell a joke. What. Nothin'?

ANYWAY... Old Man Snap admires him some Red Sox Nation, even though over the last year they went from being the fans he could somewhat relate to, to, well, morphing into somewhat obnoxious fans who took great pride rubbing the rest of the world's misery in our collective faces last year.

But here's OMS's prediction, early-like, for the 2006 baseball season: Newly-clipped Damon will fail in his first season, much like Giambi did when he first shaved, cut his hair and hid his arm tat. When you have to clean up and become someone else, well, huh, the Ol' Man may have talked about this recently.

Point is, pretending, or cleaning up, or whatever to be someone else is phooey. Be yourselves, kids. Even when the millions come your way, just be yourselves.

As for Damon. Well, he's still kind of your homeboy, only not really at all.