Tuesday, December 27, 2005

To the grandma in the row ahead of us

It's f*cked up when the best line in The Family Stone comes from you.

"THAT'S THE WOMAN FROM THE SEX AND THE CITY!" you gasped, loudly and old, as soon as Ms. Parker arrived on the big screen.

Adorable.

* Old Man Snap Note: For the rest of the year, the word "adorable" will be edited in place of other words because we are working out our anger issues. Gone are the days when we'd say things like, "Oh how we longed to boot you in the back of our head with our Adidas kicks, all the while muttering, 'Shut it grams with your too big bee's nest hair.'" Here are the days when we say things like, "Adorable."

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