Say this may have hypothetically happened

There's a brilliant episode of the real Office where Gareth incessantly hits the button on his li'l dancing bloke toy. The thing sprouts wood and then, well, ejaculates (there's no other way to say it, really) in his pants and cries, "Ohhhh noooooooo!"

Fast forward to real life, where a dancing Santa bloke toy -- hypothetically, of course -- may have made his rounds today.

All ye had to do was hit a button and after a quick, "Ya'll ready for this?" the li'l fella would shake his hypothetical gut and then his rump, all the while kickin' it to 2 Unlimited. And oh how the office laughter may have hypothetically ensued.

Yup. That sound you hear now is Old Man Snap hysterically not laughing as he contemplates this hypothetical craziness. And no, the above shot of Brent bringing the dancing has nothing to do with this li'l post. We thought you might be a-thinkin' and a-wonderin' 'bout that. We just needed a picture to cheer us up.

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Speaking of holiday cheer, is it weird that the Equal Opportunity Coordinator's doorway is hypothetically adorned with Christmas decorations?

And speaking of just weirdness in general, is it weird that the HR guy might have hypothetically smacked us on our arse and asked if we were "slimming down" today?

What a hypothetical day, kids. We say this because we've made it more than 200 posts and we *may* have mentioned work once. Just once. We deserve a medal for that sh*t. And to keep our job. Or to write an episode of the fake Office once. Just once.

Just saying.