What about the chronic?

We made it about 15 minutes in, and then opted for the new Dylan DVD -- on tonight at 9 on the PBS.

ABC and Hollywood and PR machines and America's dumbness in general will end up killing this show. Granted Bree and Lynnette perpetually save it, and we did laugh at the whole bit over Rex's high school tie and Penthouse magazine.

But we're sooooooo tired of Teri Hatcher already that we almost turned the show off during the opening bit in the hospital.

Writers: "YAY! Let's have Teri fill her mouth with COTTON. Hilarity will ensue because she'll talk FUNNY! OMG LOL!"

Crickets: "Dead silence, not even a sound of."

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Because we dissect photos for body language and the truth behind the scenes, we're happy celebrities are out there to remind us all that life isn't that bad after all.

First, Demi and Ashton. Then, Sharon. Spicoli, too. And maybe bum doubles, as well.

Look at these people. Now look in the mirror.

Don't you feel better about yourself? Sure you may suck it in because your good friend said "Nice tat" this weekend and you swore he said, "Nice fat," and you had fat kid flashbacks while downing shots of Jaeg later that night at the bar, still sucking in the gut and flexing the largest arms in the world more than usual, but whatever.

Life is good.