Bathrooms

So I admit to a daily ritual of doing crossword puzzles and Sudoku in the public restrooms from time to time.

But I find myself less with the crosswording and problem solving and more with the telling other bathroom visitors to f*ck off under my breath when I hear them say the dumbest things ever.

Today's submission?

Way-too-happy-whistler-don't-you-know-the-world-is-ending? Guy: "The only thing I want to know is if they found Fats Domino..."

That got a yes, a f*ck you and a flipping of the ol' bird. I'll show you, Mister.