The old bat has a (garbled, mostly) point

From the October 2005 edition of the magazine we all love to read for the articles. Mr. Osbourne has a point:

It's a rocky road. I'm forever in pursuit of the person who wrote the words "And they both lived happily after." He must have been smoking some serious crack. It'a not all happy. Some days we f*cking don't talk. Some days we're like two kids. Some days we're f*cking not on the same planet. But you get on with it, you know? I did a good job of f*cking up mu first marriage through drugs and alcohol and thinking I was king of the f*cking universe.

You are, Ozzy. You f*cking are.