Oh boy. So you walk out of your meeting at the big conference and immediately molest your phone.
"HEY WHAT UP?!" you say.
Then:
"CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN." (OMS: Oh dear Lord. Can you be any whiter?).
"EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE." (Seriously?).
"IT'S ALL THERE BABY." (Is it? Dude. Shut the f*ck up, please).
"A LOT OF SH*T HAS COME OUT TODAY." (Wow. Stiiiiiill talking).
"FABULOUS." (LAAAAAAAAA!).
"I'M OUT." (You certainly are).
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