Thursday, September 01, 2005

To the woman on the treadmill

You're not really *working out* if you're walking on a treadmill and talking on your cell.

The only thing you're really doing is making the other treadmillers secretly wish you'd trip and pancake yourself on the tracks.

The only thing better than that, they're thinking, is if the dullard you're talking to on the other end would hear you orbit the treadmill tracks several times, squishing.

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