Friday Filler

So a regular Friday feature for the seven, tops, if that, probably more like three, readers the Ol' Man has will be HEROEZ AND NOT SO MUCH WITH THE HEROEZ. That's right folks: each Friday, OMS will express his snap judgement/judgment for a week in review glance at what matters and what doesn't.

He admits wholeheartedly that he's ripping this off from pretty much every hack out there, so OMS has deemed this unoriginal bit HEROEZ and NOT SO MUCH WITH THE HEROEZ -- because he represents full flava for your ears (and, simply, he has had a lifelong love affair with the letter Z and what it represents).

If the bit bombs, it really doesn't matter. It's not like he really wants to be famous or anything. He's lived a good life, the Ol' Man.

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Mr. Stewart, because he rules.

Mr. Sloan, for constantly making the Ol' Man laugh and admire the goodness life sometimes brings, especially the certain goodness of really, um, ah, shoot, wait, I got this...LINE! (talented), oh yeah, TALENTED actresses. (SFW, sort of).

Mr. "Nature Boy" -- who gets two shout outs in one week from OMS -- for not only beating the diabolical Carlito this past Sunday night to score his first-ever Intercontinental Championship (on top of 16 World Championships, beeyatch), but then stylin' and profilin' his way to a successful challenge of said title on Monday Night Raw. All together now, everyone: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And Mr. Owens and Mr. McNabb, for two TD connections last Sunday. More of this in February, please, only with a win this time. (Photo credit: South Jersey's Newspaper).

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Rafael Palmeiro, for fingering a teammate and claiming B-12 is what failed him on his steroids test. Yo check this. We know B-12 is not about the juice. Itz bout bein tru2lifeplayaz on the hip hop scizzene cuz Eminem be blazin' son. What? Oh. D-12 is about the playaz and what not. B-12, is, well, nevermind. Point is, liar. Next.

El Presidente, for winning. *sigh*

Rita, 'cause she's a b*tch and she does bad things. This has got to stop, says Capt. Old Man Obvious.

And, finally, this guy. Oh boy. Wow. Oh no. Sheesh. *sigh*. Um. Yeah. Wow.

So that does it for the first round of HEROEZ and NOT SO MUCH WITH THE HEROEZ. Tune in next week for more offbeat shenanigans and tomfoolery!