Thursday, November 03, 2005

To the gym grunter

You did the bent-over-rows with such zeal and fortitude that everytime you came up for air, li'l weights a-jingling behind you, you grunted. Loudly enough that the Ol' Man could hear you 50 feet away whilst stretching and checking out the hot chick doing pull-ups.

"Eh... eh... arrrrrgh... eh... eh... agggggghhhh... eh."

Jesus Christ, man. Breathe and maybe take a little bit of weight off so the entire gym doesn't think you're practicing for Ass Arresters 7.

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