Saturday, November 05, 2005

Like, OK, random


"Like, that's so cute?"

Is it the Ol' Man or when this cast of characters talks, don't they sound like spitting out words as quickly as possible means they'll have more room in their brains to retain and think about, you know, like, things that matter, like, oh my God, like, you know, oh my God St-ven? That's sooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Oh my God, like, the Ol' Man starts therapy again today, and he could think of no better way to start the day than eating his li'l omelette while catching up on the ol' LB marathon. He also knows now why he made the call in the first place.

He just watched LC and OH MY GOD Jason have a nice li'l date where they said maybe nine words, tops, to each other. "It's just your so cute," Jason said at one point, eyeing himself up some LC like she was a blow-up doll.

"I'm just, like, so happy," BU replied.

Then, a second ago, dialogue Cameron Crowe couldn't touch in terms if sheer cinematic genius:

"Owwwwwww."
"Hey guyyyyyyyyys. Come in over heeeeeeeeeere."
Like, OK."

Oh my God, like, Jesus this world is so going to sh*t. But at least it's funny that MTV has the same picture of the same nimrod over and over again on its "Meet the Cast" page. Like, oh my God editing?

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