Quit yer day job

CNN readers are advising the president, now. They come up with some real original bits, too, like we should pull troops out of Iraq and we should concentrate more on ourselves.

We only have one bit of advice for Herr Bush. Read the headline, and to quote one of our favorite li'l comics: beat it, stupid.

Sidebar, your honor... is it the Ol' Man or is El Presidente sporting more gray hairs than his ol' man lately? Throw on a pair of glasses, and OMS swears he's looking at that other Bush guy, the one married to grandma over there. (Photo by AFP's Jim Watson).

One more thing, your honor. Can we stop with the pins on the lapel?

The Porch, the Parking Lot, Old Man Snap and anyone within shoe-throwing earshot are all *so* onto you, Mr. President.