Thursday, November 03, 2005

H to the Izzo, and it's early so deal

Well, H for the Heroez is more like it. HAH! Get it? See it's funny because Jay-Z kicks it like this: "H to the IZZO, V to the IZZAY..." and Ol' Mizzee kicks mad flava like this: "H for the Heroez, Z for the Not So Much..."

As some of you know, and all of you should since three of you, if that, check in regularly, now it's the time on the ol' porch where we salute, happily, then angrily, the Heroez and Not so much with the Heroez of the week.

Heroez...
Be aggressive. B-E aggressive. B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E AGGRESSIVE!

We continue to hear good things and will venture off the porch and to the movie theater this weekend.

Happy one-year anniversary, sort of, boys. Can XM hook you up with a better link, though? Jesus.

Borat. Always Borat, especially for the Madonna line.

We'll miss Captain Charisma.

Not so much...
"Sir, I know you know the situation is past critical."

Please leave her alone, vultures, and don't just go for the lay-up story.

Him? And her? That makes sense (name the movie and you get a free kiss from the Ol' Man). Remember Boogie Nights and "You Got the Touch!"? Yeah, Federline rapping about pavarottis (sic) is worse. At least he's got a big (deleted due to inappropriate content). Um, yeah. Or that's what we've, um, heard.

Still president. Still on the Not so much list.

Oh what we wish we could do with them there crutches, there.

Jambon fromage baguette, merci.

You DICK.

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