All apologies

Old Man Snap wishes to make known an extended sincere apology to any readers who may or may not have been offended by some if not all of the written posts meant for your enjoyment and only for entertainment value over the last three months. OMS cares about you, his readers, first and foremost. He is a dedicated family man who may or may not be destined for great things. He is dedicated to serving you, the readers who help put food on his table, with the best of his abilities, on the porch and off. You, the dedicated readers, deserve nothing but the best posts here on the Porch and the Parking Lot, and OMS must once again say that he apologizes from the bottom of his heart, one filled with love and prayers for those in need each and every day, if any of the posts may have been misconstrued to reflect the need for an apology from himself if any or all of you were misguidedly offended.