Yawn*

From philly.com and courtesy of Reggie Brown of the daunting and dashing and, well, deflated Philadelphia Eagles: "Hopefully we can get it fixed. We have to get rid of this taste that's in our mouth. It's a rancid, buttermilk, goat cheese, maggot-filled taste, and once we get rid of it, we'll be all right."

Good luck with that, Mr. Brown.

* And no, we're not tired. We practically slept through last night's "game." Redskins 20, Eagles 12. AND we're 0-2 on the fantasy football season, mainly because Donovan McNabb threw for more than 220 yards. Once we get rid of this rancid, buttermilk, goat cheese, maggot-filled taste, well, you know.