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We will never, ever, fully believe that a Philadelphia team will win when it matters. This makes us beyond sad.

The Mets have been absolutely choking the season away the last two weeks. But today, John Maine almost throw a f*cking no-no, and the Mets won huge, 13-0.

We've told anyone who would listen not to talk about the goddamn playoffs, not to start talking sh*t, not to brag or not to jump on board a bandwagon that always, always loses a f*cking wheel when it really, really matters.

Still, even we believed. We changed the effing header to blood red at 4:30 in the morning when we couldn't sleep thinking about this.

The Phillies had a one-game lead this morning when they all woke up. We just turned off the game after Ryan Howard booted a ball in the seventh, and then Carlos Ruiz inexplicably threw a ball into center field with a runner on third. It's 4-0 Nationals right now.

If they come back, we'll eat our words. If they don't, well, the division is tied with one game left. You tell us who has a better chance: Tom Glavine, pitching for the Mets, or Jaime Moyer, pitching for the Phillies.

Someone best grow a set.

As Omar says on The Wire, "Come at the King, you best not miss."