Why.com

... because we're committed to helping you find someone special, we've pored through stats, member feedback - and much more (we'll spare you the details) to determine what creates a "success story." And the fingers (or, rather the numbers) all point to creating an engaging member portrait. It's true; the most successful people on Match.com are those who show the world who they are through a lively self description and a great photo. And we have some easy ways to get the communication started (and keep it going) – how about a wink, then an email… or even talk one on one. So, with a few, easy steps to get you started, you're on your way to finding love!

We might sign up for real.

We know the match.com was all the rage in like 2003, but, well, call it an experiment. When it says "Looking for:" can we say "Nothing" or "Seriously? You'll think we'll find it here?!" though?