Wait. What are we looking for?

Re: below. Well. Huh. We guess we slept on it. In no particular order, of course.

1. World peace and education for all U.S. Americans.
2. A daggum NL East pennant or a freaking secured Wild Card spot.
3. Someone to spoon during Friday Night Lights (why are we dreaming -- yes, again with the dreams -- that Tim Riggins is saving Tyra from a strip club?).
4. Someone who doesn't care that the ol' bath tub fills up during a shower like one is drawing a bath.
5. More 56 point games from the Philadelphia Eagles Football Club.
6. A pint of Guinness.
7. Someone to go fix us our morning cup of coffee while we do important blog hilarity/work.
8. A thousandth post.
9. At 30-plusish, the ability to grow a freaking beard.
10. A car radio that doesn't go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE whenever someone else is in the car with us.
11. The guy at the freaking car radio place to call us back.
12. The senior year episodes of 90210 on Saturday mornings.
13. Did we mention the pennant?
14. More young Americans to not only vote, but to not buy into a virtually corrupt and archaic system. Why do Americans who wish to serve the public need to raise, or have, millions to even run for office? Doesn't that scream FAVORS and BEHOLDEN? If one wishes to serve, and perhaps one wishes to serve because he doesn't really believe in saving money (first exhibit: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE radio), then shouldn't one be able to think about serving without thinking, "Yeah, but then there's the whole raising money thing." It defeats the purpose. If one wishes to *serve* others, one shouldn't be getting his earn on from the very people he *won't* or *shouldn't* be serving in the first place. You feel us?
15. We mean. Um. Another Guinness.