Oh with the one that got away

We'll miss you.

You, with your tight jeans and white tank top and your Florida Gators scarf/belt. You of your bouncing up in down to the Fall Out Boy, right arm raised and We're No. 1! finger in the air. We'll miss your other dance move, the one with the irresistable Gator chomp. We'll miss you and your randomly long smoke breaks outside.

You chastized us so politely because we don't know when College Football Gameday starts because we watch 90210 reruns on Saturday mornings. You called us BandT when we're not. You made fun of Jersey. You called us out on having a MySpace page (or four).

We pointed out that clearly you and your Gator scarf/belt are better off without us because you can't handle *this*. We left you in the middle of the bar to pee, which means we win.

But oh how we'll miss you, Gator scarf/belt girl.

But don't worry. It's not you, it's us.