And now back to things we've never done.

First, we woke up at 11:48 (yes, *woke up*) to chug Gatorade.

Then, we woke up at 4:30 and brushed our teeth.

Now, we're surfing the Interwebs.

OK. We always do the third point. But for the first one, we practically lunged for the Gatorade and darned if we didn't funnel it. For point two, well, somethin' funky up in there. It might have been the festering Gatorade.

We'll stop talking now.