Page 88 of the September 2007 issue: Situation? "You want to move your make-out session to the bedroom." Don't say: "I really want to make love to you." Try: "Can you imagine how great it'd be if we made love?"
Um. We prefer: "So we gonna hit skins or what?" over pretty much all of the above.
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So Alisha the Bartender is hotter, if you can imagine, than Erin the Bartender. Alisha is more talkative and likes doing the Sodoku, even though we were just doing the crossword puzzle. She smiled at us. A lot.
But she is a bartender, so it has less to do with our Sports Center anchor shirt and tie than it has to do with the fact that she got a bigger tip for smiling so damn cute and for leaving the soda off our bill.
We just want to cuddle. We must the bartenders torture us so?
Why. Why must bartenders torture us so... always with the typos on Fridaas.
you have a sportscenter shirt?
You still reading Maxim? You still rocking to Avril? You still drinking the red bull-vodka?
That's hurtful, Matt Katz. No. No. And no. But yes to the Sports Center and we said the Men's Health. Maxim is so 2002.
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