Wednesday, August 22, 2007

So do the stars know where we work?

If they do, we're stumped.

PISCES: Today you'll be able to clean off your plate and help an underappreciated coworker at the same time! You've got a lot of things going on, but they don't -- and they're bored. Ask them to help you get your work done, and you'll be helping them more than they'll be helping you. What they do will get them noticed in a way that will finally raise their profile -- they'll be very grateful to you for putting everything in motion. Every minute of your time will be booked today.

Why is it never "You'll have a busy day of checking pro wrestling news sites and trying to write the perfect love song and you'll eat lunch at noon for exactly eight minutes like you always do and you'll take two legit bathroom breaks and many, many other ones depending on how often you fill your water bottle and you might punch the air at least once because your boss is out of the office, again, and you'll definitely email your best friends at least 39 times and you'll probably shake your head, defeated, when someone in another cube says something like, "He don't need that no more"?

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