Holy sh*t. Bush is still president.

From the AP:

WASHINGTON - Karl Rove, President Bush's close friend and chief political strategist, plans to leave the White House at the end of August, joining a lengthening line of senior officials heading for the exits in the final 1 1/2 years of the administration.

A longtime member of Bush's inner circle, Rove was nicknamed "the architect" by the president for designing the strategy that twice won him the White House.

Bush was expected to make a statement Monday with Rove.

Hey Karl, any chance you can get ol' "Mission Accomplished" to go with you? Seriously. Not to get all political, again, up in here, but what the eff has ol' "Oh the war must go on" been doing since his re-election, besides effing more sh*t up?

Christ.