So Pacey drives Joey to see smart college boy and Pacey is all GRRRR GRUMPY GRRRR CYNICAL and Joey is all, "Fairy tales can come true, Pacey, because I'm hanging out with an older man who will treat me right and nevermind everyone knows he's got the gay and the scientology craziness and a kid that looks weirdly like us and is actually kind of adorable but sometimes throws tantrums when I take pens away from her while shopping in Paris and, wait, oops, I mean, nevermind it probably won't work out because this Prince Charming in this episode of the Dawson's Creek is in college and totally playing the 'I'm wicked smart and hey take off your panties while I conjugate verbs' card and oh Pacey you'll be there for me in the end like you always are" and Pacey is all GRRR ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH GRRRR but doesn't say that, no, instead he's all, "Bye Joey pick you up Sunday when your heart is broken" and meanwhile Dawson is so going through a momma's boy phase and Jack just used the word "exacerbate" and now Pacey is randomly hanging out with the "DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS EIGHT POUNDS" kid from the Jerry Maguire and no, kid, Pacey's name is not "Pissy" and Christ, what's with all the Tom Cruise tie-ins but wait, HUMAN HEAD kid is kind of funny saying, "Whatever, Pissy" over and over again.
Hey! We'll be home later!
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