HAH! Because there's seriously a sh*tload of bird crap on our hood in the garage! And bird sh*t means luck! Therefore the headline is hysterical! Why with the exclamation marks! We don't know!
Ahem. Uh. So. Yeah. We mean. Um. What we were saying is one of you out there in OMS readerland said recently that when a bird sh*ts on you, it's good luck. This happened to OMS once back in '99 in Ireland. As we waited to kiss the Blarney Stone, a bird in the castle shat on our head. We got good luck, alright. Well, actually, we didn't. But that's not the point.
A whole hood full of bird sh*t is so going to bring us luck. Right?
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I once gave one of the best presentations ever with peacock poop on my shoulder.
I would just like to clairify... I did not know the peacock poop was on my shoulder.
What else would people who've been pooped on say? I mean, if you've got another being's crap on your body, wouldn't you tell people it's good luck, so they don't point and laugh? For that matter, I think walking through the office with your fly open is good luck, too...
It's only good luck if you have the little shirt weiner thang pokin' out.
Nice. Both of you. OMS learned a valuable lesson today. Sh*t posts = RATINGS! Nice. Real nice.
Speaking of valuable lessons, OMS learned a valuable one while getting all banged up last saturday night with a good friend now didnt he?
Fugon . . .
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