Monday, January 30, 2006

And the Lions are sh*t, too.

One day, some day, we won't be surprised by this.

On Sunday, we as a nation will take pause for sport. We will take pause for gladiators made of Steel and gladiators made of, well, Seahawk. These gladiators will play a game dominated not by run or pass, or sneak or sack. These gladiators will do battle with commercials and performances and fireworks and anthems and jets and 15 hours of drivel on the airwaves.

Oh yeah. We'll so waste millions because that's what good li'l Americans do. And the game will be played in a city known mostly in a sh*thole. And like Art Lauderdale says in the article:

"They spend all that money on the Super Bowl ... but they ain't doing nothing for here."

Nice. Say. How's the Superdome?

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