Monday, January 09, 2006

9.8 for difficulty, really

So in Old Man Snap's dream last night, he's on a rooftop. There's a guy on the ground setting up a step ladder, which he weirdly attached to an old school wood ladder to get OMS down.

The Ol' Man kept asking if the contraption was ready. But the dude at the bottom, who looked like one of the groundskeepers from the Desperate Housewives preview for next week (don't ask), wasn't paying attention and never answered.

So OMS decided to go anyway, uncertain of his immediate future. As he started his descent, he said, "Aw f*ck it," and jumped off the ladders and to the ground.

He survived. Not only that, but he nailed the landing, sandals and all.

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