Oh W

It's because you're afraid you'll catch the gay, isn't it? Admit it, Mr. President, Heath Ledger is a fine lookin' fella. And Jakeypoo, well, just gazin' into his longin' eyes makes us yearn for the ol' ranch ourselves.

Way to be open-minded, Mr. President. Again. We applaud you. Really. We do. Well. We don't. Really. At all. Daggum we hate us some cowboy presidents.