Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Note to self, 2016-like

Dear Ol' Man Snap,

Remember that cold, dreary, rainy, nivious afternoon in January when you read about Iran and how the country is forging ahead with its nuke-u-lar agenda? Remember how you just knew in your heart of hearts that ol' President Nuke-u-lar hisself would take that as the easy in for declaring war on Iran?

Remember when you added this to the list of things you cry yourself to sleep at night about in that evil-genius mind of yours? Remember when you again thought Canadia was the answer, but then you realized the world would end soon enough?

Well, rest assured ya ol' bat.

Pergatory is fun, what with the great view of barren earth and all its toxic remnants. Hey! Look! I think that's the Statue of Liberty's head cracked along the sea floor! Pergatory rules! Bush is the best! Long live Nuke-u-lar War and dying!

Very Truly Yours,
OMS in the 1-6, b*tch

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