Sunday, January 01, 2006

Oof with the Dick Clark

Nothing says ringing in the new year like Hillary Duff "singing" and The Bangles bringing us back 20 years with Eternal Flame.

Nothing, that is, except a dose of K-Fed. Old Man Snap is making it his mission for the 2006 to score a record deal. If Mr. Britney can do it, well, pretty much anyone can. But ya'll knew that already.

We can't wait until 2016 when we're all, "Britney, didn't you know you'd meet us after quitting the Cheetos and getting back into kick ass shape for the 2008 comeback tour? Couldn't you wait to marry until you met a real (old) man (snap)?"

As for Mr. Clark, well, "Jesus, strokes suck" might have been our first three words of the new year.

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