We tried muting it and dubbing in words in crazy funny voices. We tried taking off our shoes so we wouldn't want to throw them. We tried talking back, asking about places like New Orleans whenever he talked about the Middle East or bringing freedom to blah blah blah or Americans being addicted to oil.We're partial to Guinness, but you knew that. About 17 minutes in, we tapped out.
Is it bad that we got more joy out of folding our boxers than listening to this cliche-slinging ass clown? Is it bad that we'd rather sweep up the dirt we tracked into the ol' apartment on the way back from the laundry room than listen to this blood-pressure-raising motherf*cker? We can't even give you examples because we tuned him out.
Is it bad we automatically tune him out?
And back to Canadia we go. At least they have the Stratusfaction.
(Photo of the honorable, truthful, just and democratic President by Larry Downing, Reuters).
3 comments:
Thank God we don't need people like you living in the U.S. Maybe you should move to Iraq.
Wow. Best. Point. Ever.
I figured I wouldn't ruin my evening by spending it with a man like him.
I watched Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story... I caught the highlights the AM on NPR... that was plenty for me.
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