(Was: "Jenna makes us sad.").
So here's the thing about porn.
Go to yahoo.com today and look under most popular pictures. Out of 10, half are of porn legend Jenna Jameson. Old Man Snap's take on it is America loves her some porn, and finding SFW pictures on the ol' internet satisfies that craving for the day. So does writing about the AVN Awards.
Either way, porn is certainly mainstream, and OMS would put good money on this: if any of ya'll know any of these names, then you know you some porn, slightly: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Peter North.
If you know you these names, then you're holding out and you know you some porn, for real: Jesse Jane, Stephanie Swift, Stacy Valentine, T.T. Boy, Mike Horner.
As for the rest of ya'll, who probably know Janine, Sunrise Adams, Isabella Soprano, Teagan Pressley, Nicole Sheridan, Ashley Long, Julia Bond, Cali Cox, Brittney Skye, etc. -- well, get you some help, maybe.
In the meantime, if Jenna gets any more plastic surgeries, we quit.
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