We're standing in line, and two employees from a certain minor league team walk in to make salads.
"How's the season going?" asks counter girl.
"Good! We're in first place now and we're rolling," says eager golf shirt minor league guy.
"You know what they say," says creepy guy waiting for his kielbasa. "At the start of the season, everyone's in first place!"
(Silence).
Um. Nevermind that it's *August*, kielbasa guy, and the season's almost over. But we understand. Comedy shouldn't come down to actually, you know, making sense. Anything for a punchline, we say. Even if it means further ostracizing counter girl from you, and making minor league guy annoyed. Don't annoy minor league guy.
He has a frisbee dog night to plan or some sh*t.
HAH! See? Comedy!
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