Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Since when did we become the sounding board for the hack joke deli guy to pretend it's 1986?

Hack joke deli guy: Say. Ya ever watch Jeopardy?
OMS: (Just make our f*cking wrap) No.
HJDG: Well. I'll give you the answer and you give me the question.
OMS: (We said *extra* tomatoes beeyatch). OK.
HJDG: The answer is "liquor box."
OMS: Um. No clue.
HJDG: What I'd like to do Vanna White?

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